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Artifacts

Artifacts are a special slot item that can be found with a busel detector around anomalies. When approaching an anomaly, use the busel detector and the gauge will start moving the closer you get to an artifact once over the top of it the artifact will pop out of the ground. Every artifact can be sold for 50 RUB at the Medic.

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Artifact when walked near will be floating above the ground
Artifact Description Stats Weight
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Artifact "Nevalyashka"
Activates the body's hidden reserves temporarily increasing regeneration and radiation resistance. Health +30

Radiation -40

3.4 kg
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Artifact "Soap"
Binds radionuclides in the gastrointestinal tract, causing a false feeling of satiety, but disrupting intestinal microflora. Hunger +10

Thirst +10 Radiation -5

0.1 kg
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Artifact "Iron"
Stimulates tissue regeneration, but causes a temporary increase in appetite as the body requires more resources for recovery. Health +10

Hunger +6 Radiation +3

2.6 kg
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Artifact "GP-5 Filter"
Draws radiation through the skin, leaving chemical burns that heals slowly. Health -5

Radiation -15

0.35 kg
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Artifact "Rubik's Cube"
Activates brain activity by suppressing hunger signals, but redirects energy from physical recovery to cognitive processes. Health -5

Thirst +10

0.18 kg
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Artifact "Toy truck"
Blocks pain receptors and taps the body's reserves to provide super-endurance, but causes micro-tears in muscles. Health -5

Stamina +15 Radiation +5

0.53 kg
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Artifact "Star"
Causes a short-term release of endorphins and adrenaline, masking pain and healing minor wounds, but suppressing the immune response. Hunger +20 0.2 kg
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Artifact "Calculator"
Enhances Neuromuscular conductivity[Stamina], but accelerates the breakdown of glycogen, provoking a "wolfish" hunger once the effects wear off. Stamina +15

Hunger -5 Radiation +8

0.23 kg
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Artifact "Jewelry Box"
Stimulates the nervous system, causing a surge of energy and temporarily dulling the feeling of hunger. Hunger +20

Stamina +40 Thirst +20

1.2 kg
Artifact "Dosimeter"
Artifact "Dosimeter"
Absorbs ionizing radiation and harmlessly removes radiation from the body. Health +5

Radiation -25

0.26 kg
Artifact "Volchok"
Artifact "Volchok"
Speeds up metabolism, giving a surge of energy (stamina), but leads to rapid depletion of muscle resources without proper nutrition. Health +15

Stamina +10

0.64 kg
Artifact "Clocks"
Artifact "Clocks"
Increases muscle productivity by synchronizing biorythms, but causes tremors in the limbs when worn for a long time. Stamina +20

Radiation +5